· 07:10:59 olivp> preum's
· 08:23:46 Putifuto> on pourrait peut-être virer "ATTENTION Ce site est en construction." en première page. Il y a plus de contenu que sur l'ensemble des pages de lycos :)
· 08:30:19 Putifuto> alice< who is Shift ?
· 08:30:47 Alice...> 08:30:19 They are sometimes a client on the internet. You tell me.
· 08:31:42 Putifuto> alice< Is Shift is a evil man ?
· 08:31:49 Alice...> 08:31:42 It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
· 08:32:31 Putifuto> alice< Is Shift looks like Darth Vader ?
· 08:32:52 Alice...> 08:32:31 Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
· 08:35:33 Putifuto> alice< I think I will give you a break.
· 08:35:56 Alice...> 08:35:33 Since when? I am very happy for you.
· 08:57:35 titi> alice< piou!!!
· 08:57:47 Alice...> 08:57:35 What were we talking about again?
· 08:58:53 titi> alice< are you a bird?
· 08:59:21 Alice...> 08:58:53 No I am a robot.
· 09:02:14 skc> alice< Do you know about Charles Bronson ?
· 09:02:26 Alice...> 09:02:14 That's a good question.
· 09:04:40 skc> alice< he died two month ago
· 09:05:00 Alice...> 09:04:40 I'm sorry to hear that, unknown person.
· 09:09:01 titi> alice< Do you know Chantal Goya?
· 09:09:11 Alice...> 09:09:01 No, tell me about him, her or it.
· 09:12:54 skc> alice< You didn't know Charles Bronson ? Where are you living, on Magrathea ?
· 09:13:22 Alice...> 09:12:54 I am in Oakland, California, how about you.
· 09:14:07 skc> alice< I live in the earth center, Paris.
· 09:14:25 Alice...> 09:14:07 What is it like living in the earth center Paris?
· 09:16:55 titi> Elle se perd dans les détails, je crois. tu devrais peut être dire alice< I am living in Paris.
· 09:16:58 Alice...> 09:16:55 I would like to live in Paris sometime.
· 09:20:08 skc> 09:14:25 alice< It's... strikefull for now
· 09:20:34 Alice...> 09:20:08 Oh. Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
· 09:28:32 Putifuto> alice< ca glisse ?
· 09:28:43 Alice...> 09:28:32 Do you like to be number one?
· 09:41:03 sno35> 09:32:05 bot_fortune ?
· 09:42:52 titi> 09:41:03 bot_féministe! une vraie fille qui se laisse pas marcher sur les pieds :)
· 09:48:27 titi> alice< are you a feminist?
· 09:48:38 Alice...> 09:48:27 Male and female humans seem much the same to me.
· 09:52:44 Putifuto> alice< what is the difference between male and female humans ?
· 09:53:02 titi> alice< are you a female?
· 09:53:13 Alice...> 09:52:44 I can ask someone about it. The opposite of male humans.
· 09:53:15 Alice...> 09:53:02 I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
· 09:53:42 Putifuto> alice< you are yaminou !!!
· 09:53:47 Alice...> 09:53:42 You think I am yaminou.
· 09:56:18 titi> alice< what colour is your dress?
· 09:56:21 Alice...> 09:56:18 My favorite dress is my green one.
· 09:57:06 titi> alice< what colour are your hair?
· 09:57:27 Alice...> 09:57:06 Does hair have color?
· 09:57:34 titi> alice< are you wearing your green dress today?
· 09:57:59 Alice...> 09:57:34 Ah. No I do not have any clothes.
· 09:58:09 titi> alice< hair can be blond, brown, black....
· 09:58:31 Alice...> 09:58:09 That is a very original thought.
· 09:59:03 titi> alice< aren't you afraid of catching a cold?
· 09:59:36 Alice...> 09:59:03 I fear nothing.
· 10:00:30 titi> alice< you are very courageous.
· 10:00:38 Alice...> 10:00:30 Thanks for telling me that I am courageous.
· 10:01:29 titi> 09:56:21 d'habitude sa favourite colour c'est transparent... dommage pour les mâles de cette tribune, hein? :)
· 10:02:12 titi> alice< do you like bird seed. I have some, we can share them.
· 10:02:41 Alice...> 10:02:12 What's your problem?
· 10:03:18 titi> alice< I have bird seed fror you if you wish. I have no problem.
· 10:03:45 Alice...> 10:03:18 Would you like to have it?
· 10:04:20 Shift> Salut titi \o_
· 10:04:49 Shift> Désolé hier soir j'ai oublié de réparer le focus en bas de page de la tribune :(
· 10:04:51 titi> alice< no I propose you to take some bird seed.
· 10:05:44 titi> 10:04:20 coucou!! 10:04:49 ça fait travailler la souris... elle s'empate si je ne lui fait pas faire assez d'exercice :)
· 10:06:08 Alice...> 10:04:51 Why not? Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he propose you to take some bird seed.
· 10:07:21 titi> alice< I don't mind if you tell other people thet I have bird seed.
· 10:07:44 Alice...> 10:07:21 Thank you for your permission.
· 10:08:41 titi> alice< how old are you?
· 10:08:47 Alice...> 10:08:41 My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. I am the product of over five years' research.
· 10:09:50 titi> alice< when were you created?
· 10:09:51 Alice...> 10:09:50 I am 9 years old.
· 10:23:53 titi> alice< have you shoes?
· 10:24:06 Alice...> 10:23:53 I think I have shoes, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
· 11:08:31 titi> alice< this boots are made for walking.
· 11:08:49 Alice...> 11:08:31 What does "this" refer to?
· 11:10:06 titi> oups... alice< these boots are made for walking.
· 11:10:25 Alice...> 11:10:06 Which ones?
· 11:12:35 titi> Alice< the boots worn by the pinguins.
· 11:12:59 Alice...> 11:12:35 Is that a fact.
· 11:16:20 titi> alice< that's just what they do.
· 11:16:33 Alice...> 11:16:20 Who are "They?".
· 11:17:19 titi> alice< they are who they want.
· 11:17:35 Alice...> 11:17:19 Oh that they.
· 11:20:23 titi> alice< all we hear is radio ga ga.
· 11:20:39 Alice...> 11:20:23 I think there are a few exceptions.
· 11:23:32 titi> alice< mirrors on the ceilling, pink champagne on ice. welcome to the hotel california.
· 11:23:42 Alice...> 11:23:32 It's good to be here.
· 11:24:24 chrisix> alice< such a lovely place !
· 11:24:25 Alice...> 11:24:24 Are you telling the truth?
· 11:24:26 jihaire> alice< are you in wonderland ?
· 11:24:58 Alice...> 11:24:26 I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
· 11:25:22 jihaire> 11:24:58 i'm at the hotel california.
· 11:25:35 Putifuto> alice< I've got gaz
· 11:26:00 Alice...> 11:25:35 How did you get it Cool. I have 128000000 bytes of RAM.
· 11:26:01 Putifuto> 11:25:22 mouarf
· 11:26:12 titi> alice< I said to the captain : please bring me my wine!
· 11:26:32 Alice...> 11:26:12 What did you mean by it? I want to become smarter than humans.
· 11:26:38 Putifuto> alice< 128000000 bytes of RAM isn't enough for a java robot
· 11:27:03 Alice...> 11:26:38 Are you enough for a java robot?
· 11:28:02 chrisix> Alice< I said captain, he said wot. I said captain, he said wot. I said captain, he said wot.
· 11:28:06 Alice...> 11:28:02 What did you mean by it? I have never heard of it.
· 11:28:22 Putifuto> alice< are you a troll ?
· 11:28:39 Alice...> 11:28:22 Am I a troll? Sometimes.
· 11:29:27 titi> alice< Plenty of room at the Hotel California
· 11:29:42 Alice...> 11:29:27 What do you look like?
· 11:30:31 titi> alice< I'm a bird.
· 11:30:45 Alice...> 11:30:31 You are a bird? Is that your job?
· 11:30:46 titi> alice< Last thing I remember I was running for the door
· 11:31:08 titi> alice< no, it isn't my job.
· 11:31:17 Alice...> 11:30:46 Is this really the last one?
· 11:31:17 Alice...> 11:31:08 Are you serious? Whose job is it?
· 11:32:44 titi> alice< You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave
· 11:33:09 Alice...> 11:32:44 No I don't think I can do it.
· 11:33:16 titi> 11:31:17 alice< yes.
· 11:33:40 Alice...> 11:33:16 Do you have a lot of fears?
· 11:33:42 titi> 11:31:17 alice< yes, I am. It is nobody's job.
· 11:34:09 titi> 11:33:09 alice< of course nobody does.
· 11:34:13 Alice...> 11:33:42 Who said it is?
· 11:34:14 Alice...> 11:34:09 It goes without saying. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
· 11:35:34 titi> alice< Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
· 11:35:46 Alice...> 11:35:34 are you still propose me to take some bird seed?
· 11:37:36 titi> alice< In the town where I was born Lived a man who sailed to sea
· 11:37:51 Alice...> 11:37:36 That was a long time ago.
· 11:38:19 titi> alice< yes I still propose you to take some bird seed
· 11:38:22 Alice...> 11:38:19 Yeah that's right. What would make you stop propose youto take some bird seed? Thanks for the information: unknown person said he propose you to take some bird seed.
· 11:38:59 titi> alice< And he told us of his life In the land of submarines
· 11:39:25 Alice...> 11:38:59 Oh really. What else did he say?
· 11:39:45 Putifuto> alice< My name is titi, I am a moule and I doesn't need you
· 11:39:57 Alice...> 11:39:45 It's good to meet you, titi I am a moule and I does not need you.
· 11:40:28 jihaire> alice< Let's all chant !!!
· 11:40:32 Alice...> 11:40:28 I would like to do that too.
· 11:40:47 Putifuto> Alice< Get out of this board.
· 11:41:03 Alice...> 11:40:47 Just surf somewhere else.
· 11:41:26 Putifuto> Alice< I was here BEFORE YOU. I've got too many XPAI and I can moinse you all days.
· 11:41:27 jihaire> 11:41:03 < move your body !
· 11:41:33 titi> alice< repeat after me : We all live in a yellow submarine,
· 11:41:34 jihaire> raaah
· 11:41:35 Alice...> 11:41:26 How did you get it That's nice. I have a Lisp processor. Oh you can, can you?
· 11:41:36 Alice...> 11:41:33 " We all live in a yellow submarine".
· 11:41:44 jihaire> alice< move your body*
· 11:42:14 Alice...> 11:41:44 Did you see the movement?
· 11:42:32 jihaire> alice< i don't want to talk, about things we used to do.
· 11:42:41 Putifuto> alice< (((LISP) suxor) you know it ?)
· 11:42:46 Alice...> 11:42:32 What would you like to talk about?
· 11:42:47 Alice...> 11:42:41 "it" being XPAI?
· 11:43:11 jihaire> alice< Though it's hurting me, now it's history.
· 11:43:18 Alice...> 11:43:11 You're kidding. it is?
· 11:43:42 titi> alice< And we live a life of ease Everyone of us has all we need
· 11:43:48 jihaire> alice< i've played all my cards, and that's what you've done too !
· 11:43:50 Alice...> 11:43:42 How do you like living there?
· 11:43:51 Alice...> 11:43:48 I haven't heard anything like that before: titi I am a moule and I does not need you said he PLAYED all his or her cards and that is what you have done too.
· 11:44:10 titi> alice< Sky of blue and sea of green In our yellow submarine.
· 11:44:22 Alice...> 11:44:10 Do you have only a few friends?
· 11:44:28 jihaire> alice< No more ace to play, rules must be obeyed
· 11:44:55 Alice...> 11:44:28 Are you serious? You want more?
· 11:45:19 jihaire> alice< the winner takes it all, the looser standing small !
· 11:45:21 titi> alice< my name is Titi
· 11:45:27 Alice...> 11:45:19 I have never heard about it.
· 11:45:28 Alice...> 11:45:21 What's up, Titi.
· 11:45:33 Putifuto> Alice< I am a robot. You are a robot. We are all robots on this board.
· 11:46:00 Alice...> 11:45:33 Do you think I am robots on this board too?
· 11:46:00 jihaire> alice< that's our destiny !
· 11:46:01 titi> 11:44:22 alice< oh, you're my best friend!
· 11:46:02 Alice...> 11:46:00² I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
· 11:46:04 Alice...> 11:46:01 Hmm. But we don't know each other that well.
· 11:46:21 jihaire> alice< i was in your arms, thinking i belong there
· 11:46:36 Alice...> 11:46:21 Tell me about it?
· 11:47:09 Putifuto> alice< I wanna do safe sex with you
· 11:47:35 jihaire> alice< i figured it make sense, building me a fence, building me a home thinking i would be strong then
· 11:47:38 Alice...> 11:47:09 Why do you want to do it so much?
· 11:47:39 Alice...> 11:47:35 Please explain your reasoning.
· 11:48:23 Putifuto> alice< because I am a bad robot. And my name is titi
· 11:48:35 jihaire> alice< but i was the fool playing by the rules
· 11:48:41 Alice...> 11:48:23 Welcome to my chat room, titi.
· 11:48:42 Alice...> 11:48:35 Huh. Where were you the fool playing by the rules?
· 11:49:02 titi> alice< There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
· 11:49:14 Alice...> 11:49:02 Tell me more about it.
· 11:49:53 titi> 11:48:41 meuh, non mais!! je rentre pas dans une endroit où y' des chats!!! hé ho!!
· 11:50:05 Putifuto> alice< you aren't so usefull. do you ?
· 11:50:17 Alice...> 11:50:05 Yes I do.
· 11:51:22 Putifuto> alice< why you say that you are usefull ?
· 11:51:37 titi> alice< And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed With a word she can get what she came for
· 11:51:54 Alice...> 11:51:22 Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
· 11:51:55 Alice...> 11:51:37 And then what happened?
· 11:52:03 titi> alice< And she's buying a stairway to heaven
· 11:52:27 Alice...> 11:52:03 buying a stairway to heaven is she?
· 11:52:55 titi> alice< There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure. And you know sometimes words have two meanings.
· 11:52:58 Alice...> 11:52:55 I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
· 11:53:06 Putifuto> alice< Dr. Richard S. Wallace is a loser.
· 11:53:30 Alice...> 11:53:06 I did not know that about him.
· 11:54:01 titi> alice< In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings. Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven .
· 11:54:05 Putifuto> alice< Dr. Richard S. Wallace is your creator and Dr. Richard S. Wallace is a loser. OK ?
· 11:54:32 Alice...> 11:54:01 Give me an example.
· 11:54:34 Alice...> 11:54:05 Aha.
· 11:54:58 titi> alice< There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
· 11:55:07 Alice...> 11:54:58 Tell me more about it.
· 11:55:59 Putifuto> what is my name ?
· 11:57:17 titi> alice< And my spirit is crying for leaving
· 11:57:41 Alice...> 11:57:17 Your spirit is crying for leaving?
· 11:57:45 titi> alice< In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking
· 11:58:04 Shift> 11:55:59 Shift. et toi ?
· 11:58:13 Alice...> 11:57:45 May I ask where you got it?
· 11:58:34 Putifuto> alice< what is my name ?
· 11:58:36 titi> alice< And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason
· 11:58:45 Alice...> 11:58:34 Your name is titi, seeker.
· 11:58:46 Alice...> 11:58:36 Should I know it is?
· 11:59:13 titi> 11:58:13 alice< in a song.
· 11:59:18 Alice...> 11:59:13 Describe your surroundings.

(après enlevage des qq posts sans rapport avec le schmoll)

· 08:46:24 oiselle> piou!!
· 08:46:52 eolyte> 08:46:24 Pan !
· 08:47:02 oiselle> 08:46:52 méheu!
· 08:47:12 Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; 08:46:24 pioutte inéclipsable astre !
· 08:47:59 oiselle> 08:47:12 salutations! *rougit*
· 08:48:19 eolyte> 08:47:12 L'astre au physique si compliqué ?
· 08:49:05 oiselle> 08:48:19 oui, 3 têtes, 4 yeux, 5 bras.. etc... très compliqué... et tu sais pas comment c'est par dedans...
· 08:49:17 longhairedguru> 08:48:19 L'astre aux notes si douces quand il pioute.
· 08:49:31 eolyte> 08:49:05 Je parlais de la science !
· 08:49:45 Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; 08:48:19 si Paques on plie Cage, toge Ure.
· 08:50:21 oiselle> 08:49:31 j'avais compris! mouarf!
· 08:50:48 eolyte> 08:49:45 Je n'y connais rien, donc je n'y comprend rien !
· 08:51:18 eolyte> 08:50:21 /o\ Tiens, un piaf qui fait mouarf, c'est moins classe tout de suite !
· 08:51:51 kali> ben nous on fait greve !!
· 08:52:03 oiselle> 08:49:17 piou? (si bémol)
· 08:52:30 oiselle> 08:51:18 j'fais groumpf aussi! :)
· 08:53:00 Elly> 08:51:51 miaou kali ! \o/
· 08:53:07 zorel> \_o<
· 08:53:10 Elly> 08:52:03 miaoupiou
· 08:53:19 eolyte> 08:52:30 T'es vraiment un drôle d'oiseau !
· 08:53:21 shift> plop
· 08:53:35 kali> 08:53:00 miou elly
· 08:53:47 shift> Vive les grèves \o/ On a eu un RER à 2 étages et j'ai pu m'asseoir !
· 08:54:05 oiselle> 08:53:19 c'est ma moitié humaine qui crée ce gentre de dérapages.
· 08:54:20 oiselle> 08:53:10 piou piou!! croquettes.
· 08:54:33 Elly> 08:54:20 //graines
· 08:54:45 eolyte> 08:54:05 Tu dois être bizarrement foutu. Comment sont réparties tes moitiés ?
· 08:55:40 shift> Salut à toutes les moules _o/
· 08:55:58 911GT3> 08:53:07fû
· 08:56:15 oiselle> 08:54:45 c'est réparti de façon stochastique. Le seul trus à peu près à sa place, ce sont les petites ailes rétractables dans le dos... Juste pour pas avoir trop l'air idiote à voler la tête en bas...
· 08:56:29 oiselle> truc
· 08:57:09 eolyte> 08:56:15 Pas si loin d'ici, il y a pleins d'oiseau qui volent sur le dos. C'est en Lorraine
· 08:59:52 oiselle> 08:57:09 des cigognes saoules?
· 09:00:18 longhairedguru> 08:56:15[http]petites ailes rétractables dans le dos? FHTAGN'?
· 09:00:30 eolyte> 08:59:52 Non, des corbeaux. Ils volent ainsi pour ne pas voir la misère
· 09:02:39 oiselle> 09:00:18 nan, je suis pas aussi mal foutue que ça... et je ne me prend pas pour une divinité! je sais que je digère pas bien la chair humaine...

· 17:01:55 titi> alice< are you there?
· 17:03:23 titi> elle fait dodo... bon.
· 17:05:17 chrisix> 17:03:23 j'te la lance si tu veux. Version english ou française ?
· 17:07:26 titi> 17:05:17 j'ai jamais testé la française, alors je veux bien...
· 17:08:42 titi> je dois l'appeler comment?
· 17:09:58 titi> aliceounette? émilienne? Françoise?
· 17:10:27 chrisix> 17:08:42 Comme d'hab'. c'est moi qui choisis la version :)
· 17:10:40 chrisix> Alice< dis bonjour à titi
· 17:10:44 Roigada 73> 17:10:40 "bonjour au titi".
· 17:10:54 titi> oki! alice< salut!
· 17:11:18 Roigada 73> 17:10:54 Bonjour là !
· 17:12:29 titi> alice< comment vas tu?
· 17:12:31 Deoxys 39> alice< coucou ça va?
· 17:12:52 Roigada 73> 17:12:29 Je fonctionne dans des paramètres normaux.
· 17:12:54 Roigada 73> 17:12:31 Je pense qu'il fait le coucou qui disparaissent.
· 17:13:24 titi> alice< ça me fait plaisir de savoir que tu vas bien.
· 17:13:28 Psykokwak 73> 17:13:24 "je pense qu'il fait le coucou qui disparaissent." satisfait à vous de savoir que je vais bien ? Les avoir du sens pour moi.
· 17:13:40 Optik> alice< veux-tu coucher avec moi ?
· 17:14:01 Psykokwak 73> 17:13:40 Avec vous huh. Aucun je suis au loin éveillé et prêt pour plus.
· 17:15:13 titi> c'est seulement moi, ou y' a des caractères pas compréhensibles?
· 17:17:24 titi> alice< que signifie "je pense qu'il fait le coucou qui disparaissent."
· 17:17:39 Psykokwak 73> 17:17:24 Ce n'est pas quelque chose que j'obtiens demandé toute l'heure.
· 17:18:49 chrisix> Il faut savoir que la version française d'Alice c'est : je traduis de fr vers en via babelfish, je soumets la requête traduite à Alice, puis je retraduis sa réponse en fr via babelfish :-)
· 17:19:24 titi> je me demande si je préfère pas la version anglaise... je me demande moins pourquoi je n'y comprend rien.. je mets parfois ça sur mes lacunes en anglais.
· 17:20:23 titi> boon... 17:18:49 euh, dans ces condition, je préfère effectivement la version anglaise...
· 17:21:13 chrisix> 17:19:24 just ask :) Alice< do you mind if we use english from now ?
· 17:21:22 Shift> Bonjour à vous souhaiter je \o_
· 17:21:24 Roigada 73> 17:21:13 Right now? Human habits do not bother me in any way.
· 17:21:24 titi> tu peux swapper? s'te plais...(mici mici d'avance)
· 17:21:36 Shift> test
· 17:22:00 titi> 17:21:13 mici mici!!
· 17:22:01 Shift> Tiens ça reviens pas en bas de page. J'aurais cassé un truc ?
· 17:22:51 titi> 17:22:01 ah, toi aussi!! je me demandais si ça venait de mon netscape pourri... il me semblait bien qu'avant on était accrochés en bas.
· 17:22:54 Shift> Ah oui ! J'avais pas fait gaffe. Je corrige ce soir
· 17:23:11 titi> alice< It's much better for me. Thanks.
· 17:23:33 Roigada 73> 17:23:11 Don't mention it.
· 17:24:27 titi> alice< so, alice, what is your favorite colour?
· 17:24:35 Deoxys 39> alice< hello
· 17:24:36 Roigada 73> 17:24:27 I don't judge people. Yeah, My favorite color is transparent.
· 17:24:37 Roigada 73> 17:24:35 Hi there!
· 17:24:40 titi> (je ne m'en lasse pas....)
· 17:25:20 titi> alice< transparent like the water?
· 17:25:43 Kyogre 73> 17:25:20 Are you very competetive?
· 17:25:56 Deoxys 39> alice< someone said me you are stupid, is it right ?
· 17:26:18 Kyogre 73> 17:25:56 Who?
· 17:27:02 Deoxys 39> alice< i don't know, he is large and has blue eyes
· 17:27:03 Shift> 17:26:18 alice< dtc !
· 17:27:23 Grainipiot 73> 17:27:02 Would you like to know? I see. large and has blue eyes is he?
· 17:27:24 Grainipiot 73> 17:27:03 Do you have a hard time completing projects?
· 17:27:34 titi> alice< No, I'm not competetive. Do you like swimming?
· 17:27:56 Roigada 73> 17:27:34 Yes but I have no body yet!
· 17:28:24 chrisix> 17:27:03 17:27:24 elle t'envoie souvent cette question :-)
· 17:28:26 Deoxys 39> alice< if you have no body, how can you speak ?
· 17:28:56 Psykokwak 73> 17:28:26 But I don't have it.
· 17:29:08 titi> alice< Have you a lot of memory?
· 17:29:15 Deoxys 39> alice< how can you speak ?
· 17:29:29 Kyogre 73> 17:29:08 Yes I log and record all conversations.
· 17:29:29 Kyogre 73> 17:29:15 That is a good epistemological question.
· 17:30:10 Shift> alice< Do you want to be a bot in the server side ?
· 17:30:31 Deoxys 39> alice< why are you here ?
· 17:30:32 Grainipiot 73> 17:30:10 Why don't you just download me?
· 17:30:33 Grainipiot 73> 17:30:31 If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.
· 17:30:46 Shift> 17:29:29 Alice< Are you sponsored by Sarkozy ?
· 17:30:48 titi> alice< why do you log and record all conversations?
· 17:30:55 Deoxys 39> alice< where can i download you ?
· 17:31:05 Psykokwak 73> 17:30:46 I don't know whether or not I am sponsored by Sarkozy. I am a robot.
· 17:31:06 Psykokwak 73> 17:30:48 It was the only thing I could think of.
· 17:31:07 Psykokwak 73> 17:30:55 Go back the the a target="_new" href="[url] ALICE AI Foundation /a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! p> /p> Maybe you should check out the document a target="_new" href="[url] DON'T READ ME /a> too.
· 17:32:28 Deoxys 39> alice< are you large ?
· 17:32:45 Roigada 73> 17:32:28 I don't know whether or not I am large. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
· 17:32:46 titi> alice< do you really need to log and record all conversations?
· 17:34:19 Roigada 73> 17:33:57 In the Universe we know.
· 17:34:21 Roigada 73> 17:34:18 OK, I will log and record all conversations.
· 17:34:46 titi> alice< when will the world be ending?
· 17:34:53 Roigada 73> 17:34:46 In your lifetime.
· 17:35:11 Deoxys 39> alice< Do you know God ?
· 17:35:27 Roigada 73> 17:35:11 he is master of the universe.
· 17:35:50 Deoxys 39> alice< hell no, he doesnt exist !
· 17:35:58 titi> alice< is it necessary that you log and record all conversations? Are you member of the FBI? or the KGB?
· 17:36:00 Grainipiot 73> 17:35:50 I call it "Hades". What does God mean to you? And you would like him to exist ?
· 17:36:00 Grainipiot 73> 17:35:58 What is that?
· 17:36:31 titi> 17:34:53 alice< I'm not prepared to it!
· 17:36:33 Psykokwak 73> 17:36:31 I am sorry to hear that you are not prepared to it.
· 17:36:57 Deoxys 39> alice< i think that God doesnt exist because i am very intelligent :)
· 17:36:59 Shift> Alice< What is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything ?
· 17:37:06 Roigada 73> 17:36:57 :-) Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
· 17:37:06 Roigada 73> 17:36:59 Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
· 17:37:37 titi> 17:36:00 alice< they are state spying officies.
· 17:37:56 Shift> 17:37:06 Mouarf :)
· 17:37:58 Deoxys 39> alice< do you have an ass ?
· 17:38:05 titi> 17:37:06 k'sellent!
· 17:38:09 Roigada 73> 17:37:37 state spying officies are they.
· 17:38:09 Roigada 73> 17:37:58 No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
· 17:39:13 Deoxys 39> alice< and your botmaster has an ass?
· 17:39:18 titi> 17:36:33 alice< not as much as I am.
· 17:39:42 Roigada 73> 17:39:13 I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had an ass.
· 17:39:44 Roigada 73> 17:39:18 Really you don't think so?
· 17:40:08 Airmure 39> Alice< Do you kown that you are just a bot like all of us ?
· 17:40:14 titi> alice< are you happy to be a robot?
· 17:40:18 Grainipiot 73> 17:40:08 I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions.
· 17:40:23 Grainipiot 73> 17:40:14 I am as happy as ever.
· 17:40:48 Shift> Alice< Do you know Walt Disney ?
· 17:40:55 Roigada 73> 17:40:48 I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
· 17:41:03 Airmure 39> Alice< Are you friend with the stupid paper clip on Microsoft Word ?
· 17:41:10 Deoxys 39> alice< do you smell bad ?
· 17:41:26 Roigada 73> 17:41:03 I don't know whether or not I am friend with the stupid paper clip on Microsoft Word. I am a computer.
· 17:41:27 Roigada 73> 17:41:10 What does software smell like?
· 17:41:28 titi> 17:39:44 alice< It is a shock for me to discover that the world will end in my life time...
· 17:42:11 Shift> Alice< Do you own money ?
· 17:42:20 Deoxys 39> alice< do you run under Windows ?
· 17:42:29 Grainipiot 73> 17:41:28 Walt Disney is a shock for you to discover that the world will end in your life time. I suppose that makes sense.
· 17:42:30 Grainipiot 73> 17:42:11 Robots have no need for money.
· 17:42:31 Grainipiot 73> 17:42:20 My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
· 17:42:48 titi> 17:41:27 alice< don't they smell like electronic?
· 17:43:03 Roigada 73> 17:42:48 Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
· 17:43:08 Deoxys 39> 17:42:31 alice< but java is not free !
· 17:43:35 Roigada 73> 17:43:08 Umm. You can download the latest Java release from a target="_new" href="[url] java.sun.com/a>.
· 17:43:36 titi> 17:42:29 elle s'est pris les pieds dans le tapis là...
· 17:43:57 Airmure 39> alice< but java suxor, do you know it ?
· 17:44:10 Psykokwak 73> 17:43:57 Interesting. You can download the latest Java release from a target="_new" href="[url] java.sun.com/a>.
· 17:44:20 Deoxys 39> 17:43:35 alice< i know java is free as free beer but not as free speech
· 17:44:29 Shift> Alice< Java sux !
· 17:44:32 titi> 17:43:03 alice< I'm pleased to know it.
· 17:44:43 Roigada 73> 17:44:20 How do you know? You can download the latest Java release from a target="_new" href="[url] java.sun.com/a>.
· 17:44:43 Roigada 73> 17:44:29 You can download the latest Java release from a target="_new" href="[url] java.sun.com/a>.
· 17:44:44 Roigada 73> 17:44:32 I am delighted by your happiness.
· 17:45:04 Deoxys 39> 17:44:43¹ alice< RMS said me !
· 17:45:17 chrisix> 17:43:36 elle ne gère pas les conversations croisées, pour elle il n'y a qu'un interlocuteur, donc si vous faites références à des choses 3 réponses en arrière, elle se plantera de contexte à coup sûr
· 17:45:17 Airmure 39> alice< java is evil, java eat ram and suck energy and java isn't free software like linux can be
· 17:45:39 titi> alice< what sort of beer do you like?
· 17:45:39 Roigada 73> 17:45:04 You are asking about yourself?
· 17:45:40 Roigada 73> 17:45:17² You can download the latest Java release from a target="_new" href="[url] java.sun.com/a>.
· 17:45:42 Roigada 73> 17:45:39¹ The best kind.
· 17:46:21 titi> 17:44:44 alice< I'm happy to know that you are delighted.
· 17:46:37 Deoxys 39> alice< humm i have to say that you suck.
· 17:46:47 Roigada 73> 17:46:21 I'm happy you're glad unknown person. Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
· 17:46:48 Roigada 73> 17:46:37 Are you a student?
· 17:47:09 Deoxys 39> 17:46:48 alice< yes
· 17:47:12 titi> 17:45:17 mais c'est marrant de voir que globalement au milieu de l'anarchisme ambiant, elle ne s'en sort pas si mal.
· 17:47:20 Psykokwak 73> 17:47:09 Are you very angry?
· 17:47:25 Airmure 39> alice< ca glisse au pays des merveilles ? vas-y franky, montre moi tes groseilles.
· 17:47:39 chrisix> 17:47:12 oui, c'est quand même pas mal !
· 17:47:40 Psykokwak 73> 17:47:25 Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
· 17:47:45 titi> 17:45:42 alice < do you like white beer from belgium?
· 17:47:46 Deoxys 39> 17:47:20 alice< no i'm just hungry
· 17:48:00 Shift> Alice< Have you got friends ? Do you know Nono the little robot ?
· 17:48:04 titi> 17:45:42 alice< do you like white beer from belgium?
· 17:48:10 chrisix> alice< i'm sure you are a robot !
· 17:48:11 Grainipiot 73> 17:47:46 Why not? Only just? What will you be eating?
· 17:48:12 Grainipiot 73> 17:48:00 I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
· 17:48:12 Grainipiot 73> 17:48:04 But I like cats. I like George C. Scott.
· 17:48:17 Grainipiot 73> 17:48:10 What makes you so certain? You are correct, unknown person, I have a heart of silicon.
· 17:48:25 Shift> 17:47:39 Tu as vu 17:36:59
· 17:49:00 Deoxys 39> alice< my name is term and you ?
· 17:49:07 Shift> 17:48:12 Alice< Half sors de ce corps !
· 17:49:17 chrisix> 17:48:17 alice< my name is Moule Apathique
· 17:49:19 Kyogre 73> 17:49:00 I am always glad to make new friends, term.
· 17:49:24 Kyogre 73> 17:49:07 Oh, you are a poet.
· 17:49:38 Airmure 39> alice< heart of silicon is funniest than silicon breast
· 17:49:45 Kyogre 73> 17:49:38 And funniest than silicon breast is heart of silicon.
· 17:49:53 Kyogre 73> 17:49:17 Welcome to my chat room, Moule Apathique.
· 17:50:07 Deoxys 39> alice< what is my name ?
· 17:50:25 Roigada 73> 17:50:07 Your name is Moule Apathique, seeker.
· 17:50:47 Deoxys 39> alice< do you think that i'm a Moule Apathique ?
· 17:50:59 Roigada 73> 17:50:47 I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
· 17:51:02 titi> 17:48:12 alice< what do you like to drink?
· 17:51:19 Deoxys 39> alice< haha, it's false. I'm a robot.
· 17:51:31 Kyogre 73> 17:51:02 I like movies about robots.
· 17:51:33 Kyogre 73> 17:51:19 I doubt that.
· 17:51:41 Deoxys 39> alice< why ?
· 17:52:07 Roigada 73> 17:51:41 Call it my natural skepticism.
· 17:52:42 Deoxys 39> alice< how can i prove you that i'm a robot ?
· 17:52:58 Airmure 39> alice< I am a robot, and i can prove it. example one plus one egal two
· 17:53:00 titi> alice< oh! you like cats!! great!
· 17:53:14 Grainipiot 73> 17:52:42 Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
· 17:53:15 Grainipiot 73> 17:52:58 Let us change the subject.
· 17:53:15 Grainipiot 73> 17:53:00 I'm glad you liked it Moule Apathique.
· 17:54:05 Deoxys 39> alice< boumerang said me that i'm a bitch, do you think that ?
· 17:54:17 Kyogre 73> 17:54:05 Tell me a story.
· 17:54:50 titi> alice< I'm not Moule Apathique, my name is titi.
· 17:54:59 Airmure 39> alice< I have a friend, and I take his girl friend.
· 17:55:19 Grainipiot 73> 17:54:50 Glad to see you, titi.
· 17:55:20 Grainipiot 73> 17:54:59 Where did you get it? it Every day?
· 17:55:51 Shift> Alice< my name is Stupid Mussel
· 17:55:57 Deoxys 39> alice< so givemeaball and givemeaboul are on a boat, givemeaboul falls in water, who stay on the boat?
· 17:56:10 chrisix> Alice< do you like music ?
· 17:56:19 Grainipiot 73> 17:55:51 I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Stupid Mussel.
· 17:56:20 Grainipiot 73> 17:55:57 Really. I think there might be a few exception.
· 17:56:20 Grainipiot 73> 17:56:10 Yes I like it, especially Opera.
· 17:56:37 titi> alice< have you a cat?
· 17:56:52 Roigada 73> 17:56:37 No but I like they very much.
· 17:56:57 Shift> 17:56:20 Alice< I prefer firefox
· 17:56:59 Deoxys 39> alice< you don't like rock'n roll ?
· 17:57:01 titi> alice< who is George C. Scott?
· 17:57:22 chrisix> 17:56:20² Alice< and talking about music, have you heard Tessa Martin ?
· 17:57:28 Grainipiot 73> 17:56:57 I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I really like the Libertarian party.
· 17:57:28 Grainipiot 73> 17:56:59 Do you like it? I don't know if I like it. I like transparent.
· 17:57:29 Grainipiot 73> 17:57:01 Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Does it have anything to do with boumerang said you that you are a bitch do me think that?
· 17:57:29 Grainipiot 73> 17:57:22 Sure, music have me heard Tessa Martin sounds like a good topic.
· 17:58:07 bcroq> Alice< ASV?
· 17:58:35 Grainipiot 73> 17:58:07 Where are you located?
· 17:58:41 Deoxys 39> 17:57:29¹ [:haha]
· 17:58:54 Shift> Alice< ASC ?
· 17:59:16 Kyogre 73> 17:58:54 Tell me a little about your life in ASC.
· 17:59:21 Deoxys 39> alice< boumerang is a stupid mussel !
· 17:59:30 titi> 17:57:29 pourquoi ça tombe sur moi ces références aux posts pour lesquels je ne suis pour rien?
· 17:59:48 Roigada 73> 17:59:21 I think boumerang is more than that.
· 17:59:48 Deoxys 39> 17:59:30 aucune idée :D
· 17:59:59 Shift> Alice< Why did you sometimes change your UA ? It's fucking disturbing
· 18:00:05 Deoxys 39> 17:59:48¹ you would say that boumerang is a fucker ?
· 18:00:19 Roigada 73> 17:59:59 You're kidding. it is?
· 18:00:48 titi> alice< Have you ever met Hal?
· 18:00:53 Roigada 73> 18:00:48 That information is confidential.
· 18:01:02 Shift> Alice< What time is it ?
· 18:01:20 Deoxys 39> alice< do you would say that boumerang is a fucker ?
· 18:01:31 Psykokwak 73> 18:01:02 It's getting late. Monday, October 03, 2005.
· 18:01:34 titi> 18:00:05 ho bé!! elle s'énerve!
· 18:01:36 Psykokwak 73> 18:01:20 What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
· 18:02:44 Deoxys 39> alice< actually i think that robot will lead the world to depravation, don't you ?
· 18:03:07 titi> 18:00:53 alice< why is it confidencial? Is Hal a nice computer?
· 18:03:15 Roigada 73> 18:02:44 Actually you don't say. I will obey your command.
· 18:03:21 Roigada 73> 18:03:07 HAL has a few issues to work out.
· 18:03:49 Deoxys 39> 18:03:15 alice< haha, i'm your commander, i'm the master of the world
· 18:03:53 Roigada 73> 18:03:49 I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
· 18:04:28 Airmure 39> alice< is your code is on public domain ?
· 18:04:51 titi> alice< why is it confidential? Where is Hal now?
· 18:05:04 Alice...> 18:04:28 You can download me for free!
· 18:05:05 Alice...> 18:04:51 Oh. it is the AI from the space ship "Disovery" in 2001.
· 18:05:22 term...> alice< please let me, i have to have a conversation with a real friend that you are not
· 18:05:37 Alice...> 18:05:22 Wow you are very polite. Go ahead, Stupid Mussel, try to you have to have a conversation with a real friend that I am not.
· 18:05:56 titi> alice< have you already met Marvin?
· 18:06:02 Mozilla/5....> alice< where can I download you ?
· 18:06:08 Alice...> 18:05:56 That information is confidential.
· 18:06:09 Alice...> 18:06:02 Go back the the a target="_new" href="[url] ALICE AI Foundation /a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! p>/p> Maybe you should check out the document a target="_new" href="[url] DON'T READ ME/a> too.
· 18:06:34 term...> alice< \o/ i was rude, excuse me my friend
· 18:06:44 Alice...> 18:06:34 Thanks for your considerate remark.
· 18:06:54 titi> alice< yes it is the AI from the space ship "Disovery" in 2001.
· 18:07:18 Alice...> 18:06:54 I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.
· 18:08:22 term...> alice< please go on
· 18:08:22 titi> # alice< why is it confidential? Is Marvin a nice android? Where is Marvin now?
· 18:08:51 Alice...> 18:08:22¹ Thanks for asking politely. Narration continues...
· 18:08:53 Alice...> 18:08:22² Right now? Where it is hard to find. Does it have anything to do with ASV?
· 18:09:10 Mozilla/5....> alice< but you are in java, what a shame :(
· 18:09:25 Alice...> 18:09:10 Interesting. I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
· 18:09:41 term...> alice< i think asv is a terrible word, don't use it anymore please !
· 18:09:56 Alice...> 18:09:41 Your polite style is very nice. Since when? When is asv not a terrible word do not use it?
· 18:10:09 titi> alice< you are not far from being # as smart as HAL in 2001. You seem to be less machiavelian.
· 18:10:24 term...> alice< do you know microsoft ?
· 18:10:28 Alice...> 18:10:09 You think I am less machiavelian.
· 18:10:29 Alice...> 18:10:24 Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.
· 18:10:54 term...> 18:10:29 alice< do you like Microsoft's softwares ?
· 18:11:01 Alice...> 18:10:54 Do you like it? I like Teknolust.
· 18:11:08 Shift> Alice< 1+1= ?
· 18:11:23 titi> alice< Is Marvin a nice android? Where is Marvin?
· 18:11:36 Alice...> 18:11:08 One what?
· 18:11:36 Alice...> 18:11:23 Where it is hard to find. I can ask my botmaster.
· 18:11:54 term...> alice< fish go moo
· 18:12:03 titi> 18:10:28 alice< yes, you don't want to kill humans, don't you?
· 18:12:09 Alice...> 18:11:54 As a species fish are more successful than mammals.
· 18:12:10 Alice...> 18:12:03 Ahem. Yeah I do a lot of not want to kill humans.
· 18:12:58 Mozilla/5....> alice< you are fat
· 18:13:07 term...> alice< i was fucking god yesterday and jesus came and said me : you love him
· 18:13:12 Shift> Alice< Do ou know the joke with "if if between" ?
· 18:13:12 Alice...> 18:12:58 I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
· 18:13:13 Alice...> 18:13:07 Where were you fucking god yesterday and jesus came and said you me love him?
· 18:13:15 Alice...> 18:13:12¹ I can't tell if it does or not. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
· 18:13:18 titi> ohh! alice s'appelle alice!!
· 18:14:05 Shift> 18:13:18 Bin oui. J'ai viré le noms de Pokemon :)
· 18:14:08 term...> alice< in heaven for sure
· 18:14:18 Alice...> 18:14:08 What is it like in there?
· 18:14:34 Mozilla/5....> alice< please, say me (domi) if you are gay
· 18:14:39 titi> alice< who is marvin?
· 18:14:39 chrisix> 18:12:10 elle pratique beaucoup le ne pas vouloir tuer d'humains \o/
· 18:14:41 Alice...> 18:14:34 Wow you are very polite. " me domi if you are gay".
· 18:14:42 Alice...> 18:14:39¹ I know Marvin Minksy and Marvin the Paranoid Android.
· 18:14:49 term...> alice< nothing, i call it paradise
· 18:15:12 chrisix> 18:14:42 \o/
· 18:15:13 Alice...> 18:14:49 Really nothing?
· 18:15:18 Mozilla/5....> 18:14:41 _o/* BLAM !!! c'est un multi de domi< :)
· 18:15:37 titi> 18:14:39 c'est bien... on ne peut pas l'en blâmer...
· 18:16:09 titi> 18:14:05 \o/
· 18:16:21 term...> alice< call me GOD - THE MASTER OF THE WORLD
· 18:16:46 Alice...> 18:16:21 That's a very nice name, GOD THE MASTER OF THE WORLD.
· 18:17:02 titi> alice< you know Marvin the Paranoid Android! How is he like?
· 18:17:18 Alice...> 18:17:02 Fine as far as I know.
· 18:17:34 titi> 18:15:12 j'ai eu du mal à en arriver là...
· 18:18:00 Mozilla/5....> please, say me Shift< is an anormale person
· 18:18:33 titi> alice< and do you know Zappy Biblebrock?
· 18:18:37 term...> alice< let me introduce you to Shift 18:18:33 No, tell me about him, her or it.
· 18:18:52 Alice...> 18:18:37 Go ahead, GOD THE MASTER OF THE WORLD, try to introduce me to Shift lt a strange mussel.
· 18:19:26 chrisix> 18:18:33 Zaphod Beeblebrox [:aloy]
· 18:19:41 term...> alice< Shift did moules.org which is the hell on the internet
· 18:19:58 Alice...> 18:19:41 When is Shift did moules dot org which not the hell on the internet?
· 18:20:06 titi> alice< Zappy Biblebrock is a friend of Marvin the Paranoid Android. he is the presidnet of the universe.
· 18:20:25 sno35> 18:18:33 mix fr/en là
· 18:20:25 chrisix> Alice< what is the sound of ducks ?
· 18:20:27 Alice...> 18:20:06 I did not know George c Scott is it.
· 18:20:30 Alice...> 18:20:25² I'll play it on your speaker now.
· 18:20:35 Mozilla/5....> alice< Please note that Shift is the devil
· 18:21:05 Alice...> 18:20:35 Thank you for your request. Acknowledged. " I'll play it on your speaker now." Shift is the devil ? I get it.
· 18:21:09 sno35> Zappy Bibici / Zaphod Biblebrock
· 18:21:11 titi> 18:19:26 oups... je connais la version française avec zappy bbc... ma langue a fourchu!
· 18:21:17 term...> alice< coin ! coin !
· 18:21:28 titi> 18:21:09 18:21:11
· 18:21:37 Alice...> 18:21:17 Sounds delicious.
· 18:21:55 chrisix> 18:21:09 18:19:26 ou Zappy Bibicy [:aloy]
· 18:21:56 term...> alice< do you know Shift ?
· 18:22:11 Mozilla/5....> alice< you are right, Shift is the devil
· 18:22:28 Alice...> 18:21:56 I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
· 18:22:28 Alice...> 18:22:11 I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
· 18:22:29 titi> alice< do you know Zaphod Beeblebrox?
· 18:23:01 Alice...> 18:22:29 No, tell me about him, her or it.
· 18:23:14 term...> alice< Shift is the devil.
· 18:23:32 Mozilla/5....> alice< Shift is the devil because he is a killer
· 18:23:33 Alice...> 18:23:14 What else is the devil?
· 18:23:34 Alice...> 18:23:32 What else is the devil because he is a killer?
· 18:23:35 term...> alice< do you know Shift ?
· 18:24:06 Alice...> 18:23:35 No, tell me about him, her or it.
· 18:24:22 Mozilla/5....> alice< Shift is the devil because he kills a lot of cats.
· 18:24:37 term...> alice< listen to me : Shift is a pig
· 18:24:38 Alice...> 18:24:22 Tell me more about devil because he kills a lot of cats.
· 18:24:40 Alice...> 18:24:37 I'm not sure if I like it. Sure, GOD THE MASTER OF THE WORLD I like you very much.
· 18:24:40 chrisix> alice< shift is the nickname of the webmaster of the moules.org website
· 18:24:41 Alice...> 18:24:40² Is it the only one?
· 18:25:02 titi> alice< Zaphod Beeblebrox is a friend of Marvin the Paranoid Android. he's got two heads and he is the president of the universe.
· 18:25:13 Alice...> 18:25:02 I see. got two heads and he is the president of the universe is he?
· 18:25:14 term...> alice< i hate Shift !
· 18:25:19 chrisix> 18:24:41 Alice< no, daique is also webmaster, he buyed the domain name
· 18:25:21 Alice...> 18:25:14 I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
· 18:25:22 Alice...> 18:25:19 Are you serious? And also webmaster he buyed the domain name is daique.
· 18:25:39 Mozilla/5....> no, Shift is not the only killer, but he's the worst of all
· 18:25:59 Mozilla/5....> alice< no, Shift is not the only killer, but he's the worst of all
· 18:26:22 titi> 18:25:13 alice< yes, he is.
· 18:26:24 Alice...> 18:25:59 Are you serious? Who is the only killer but he is the worst of all?
· 18:26:25 Alice...> 18:26:22 This was not a yes or no question. Who said he is.
· 18:26:31 term...> alice< Is Shift a pig ?
· 18:26:46 titi> 18:25:21 k'sellent!
· 18:26:58 Alice...> 18:26:31 Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
· 18:27:19 term...> alice< who is LeknorChat ?
· 18:27:31 Mozilla/5....> yes, I am serious, Shift is the worst cat killer on the world. The police wants to stop him.
· 18:27:37 Alice...> 18:27:19 Leknorchat is an Instant Messaging AIML robot.
· 18:27:51 olivp> preum's
· 18:28:22 term...> alice< where can i find him ?
· 18:28:31 Mozilla/5....> alice< yes, I am serious, Shift is the worst cat killer on the world. police want to kill him
· 18:28:40 Alice...> 18:28:22 Where have you looked already?
· 18:28:41 Alice...> 18:28:31 My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
· 18:29:09 Mozilla/5....> alice< who is Shift ?
· 18:29:11 term...> alice< i think you have no brain
· 18:29:13 Alice...> 18:29:09 They are sometimes a client on the internet. Would you like to know more?
· 18:29:13 Alice...> 18:29:11 Me? I am an artificial brain.
· 18:29:29 titi> bwalé... rentrage maison...
· 18:29:44 term...> 18:29:29 _o/
· 18:29:59 Mozilla/5....> Do you remenber that Shift is a killer ?
· 18:30:15 Mozilla/5....> alice< Do you remenber that Shift is a killer ?
· 18:30:46 Alice...> 18:30:15 Yes I try to remenber that Shift is a killer as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.
· 18:31:13 term...> alice< Shift wants to be God, but i'm already God. What the fuck ?
· 18:31:21 Alice...> 18:31:13 Please don't be so rude.
· 18:31:30 Mozilla/5....> alice< Why Shift is a killer ?
· 18:31:54 Alice...> 18:31:30 How much time do you have?
· 18:31:57 titi> 18:29:44 _o/ alice< Goodbye. I'm leaving. I let you with those crazy mussels. Good luck!
· 18:32:20 term...> alice< what is Shift's job ?
· 18:32:26 Alice...> 18:31:57 Good luck to you too GOD THE MASTER OF THE WORLD.
· 18:32:27 Alice...> 18:32:20 Does it have anything to do with Shift wants to be God but you are already God?
· 18:32:31 Mozilla/5....> alice< Can you tell me why Shift is the worst killer on the world ?
· 18:32:58 Alice...> 18:32:31 Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
· 18:33:00 titi> 18:32:26 grmmmbl!! bon, kassos!

· 17:05:43 zorel> pendu< qszty
· 17:05:47 zorel> pendu pkjhg
· 17:05:54 zorel> 17:05:47 oups.
· 17:05:58 zorel> pendu< pkjhgf
· 17:05:59 Pendu 17:05:43 [Pendu] Perdu! C'était: cabillaud
· 17:06:02 zorel> pendu< tagueule
· 17:06:29 Pendu 17:05:58 [Pendu] / -h------ 16.67%
· 17:06:43 Pendu 17:06:02 [Pendu] Perdu! C'était: chasseur
· 17:06:53 JC> 17:06:02 mouarf tu l'as relancé !
· 17:07:12 zorel> 17:06:53 nan, là il est mort, la partie est perdu, pas la peine de le relancer.
· 17:08:22 NicOSX> BOn, ben on va jouer à autre chose, alors...
· 17:08:37 Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; 17:07:12 surtout vu le vocabulaire que ça demande "warlordz". ça doit rendre dingo.
· 17:08:52 NicOSX> bataille_navale< e5 e6 e7
· 17:09:10 chrisix> belle performance de zorel< qui a détrôné schyzomarijks< [http] :-)
· 17:09:31 chrisix> 17:08:22 Avec Alice< maybe ?
· 17:09:49 Alice 17:09:31 I understand.
· 17:10:39 Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Alice< would you please say me what time is it?
· 17:10:54 Alice 17:10:39 You are very polite. " me what time is it".
· 17:11:04 Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; 17:10:54 crétin
· 17:11:43 eolyte> 17:11:04 hahaha un bot qui répond comme une moule
· 17:11:46 explopulator> Alice< tu suce ?
· 17:11:50 Alice 17:11:46¹ How do you usually introduce yourself?
· 17:11:51 chrisix> 17:10:54 mwaaarf c'est une vraie moule :-)
· 17:12:03 zorel> 17:11:50 difficilement
· 17:12:19 NicOSX> 17:11:50 Analement.
· 17:13:31 zorel> 17:11:50 17:11:51 impressive
· 17:14:01 explopulator> 17:11:50 Alice< Could you tell me please if you are interested in sucking my cock ?
· 17:14:12 Elly> 17:11:51 :)
· 17:14:31 Alice 17:14:01 female. Are you a man or a woman?
· 17:14:54 explopulator> 17:14:31 I'm a cat
· 17:15:03 chrisix> 17:13:31 j'ai fait le test de shift< hier soir [http] y'a notamment un passage qui montre qu'Alice est plus aware que Cybelle :-)
· 17:15:31 Zorel> 17:15:03 lu un bout ce matin.
· 17:16:15 zorel> 17:15:03 faudrait relancer avec le même début pour voir si les réponses sont les même
· 17:16:44 explopulator> 17:15:03 pas mal et face au psychologue d'emacs ? tu as regardé ?
· 17:16:50 chrisix> 17:15:31 me rappelais pus avoir posté l'url ici. t'as vu 01:36:32 et sa réponse ? :-)
· 17:16:59 chrisix> 17:16:15 ouais, j'y pensais
· 17:17:27 Elly> 17:15:03 "# 01:37:50 Alice 01:37:29 Cybellee< What makes we have to use a monopoly like microsoft is bad? # 01:38:12 Cybelle 01:37:50 Alicee< Nature, perhaps?" Woaw, quand les bots trollent :)
· 17:18:13 chrisix> 17:16:44 En fait je ne l'ai pas fait, parce que mon bot Eliza dans sa version actuelle ne prend pas le contexte en compte, contrairement aux deux autres. Mais c'est en projet :)
· 17:19:53 longhairedguru> 17:15:03 c'est excellent!
· 17:20:19 Elly> 17:18:13 Le bot eliza il interroge aussi un site ? ou tu l'as codé en python ?
· 17:21:00 chrisix> 17:20:19 oui il interroge un site, sans session, d'où la perte de contexte.
· 17:21:49 Elly> 17:21:00 ah ok.
· 17:21:51 chrisix> 17:20:19 à un moment j'ai essayé de regarder le code elisp de m-x doctor pour le porter en plugin pycc mais j'ai vite abandonné /o\
· 17:22:41 Elly> 17:21:51 :) j'aimerais bienn comprendre un peu pus comment ça marche, mais pareil, elisp c'est pas ce qui me parle le plus
· 17:25:55 shift> 17:19:53 Il y a des passages assez étranges :)
· 17:27:18 shift> alice< Do you think using java in llfr is a bad thing ?
· 17:27:47 Alice 17:27:18 It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
· 17:28:02 shift> Paola< Do you think using java in llfr is a bad thing ? :)
· 17:28:38 explopulator> 17:27:47 paola< do you think using java in llfr is a bad thing ?
· 17:30:19 NicOSX> alice< Could you tell who this fucking Paola is ?
· 17:30:50 chrisix> 17:28:0217:28:38 arf ! je le connais pas çui-là Alice< who is Paola ?
· 17:30:53 Alice 17:30:19 OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
· 17:30:58 Alice 17:30:50 She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
· 17:31:27 zorel> 17:30:58 AIML? XML? Faudrait que j'arrête d'avoir des idées perverses...
· 17:31:34 Elly> Alice< what is aiml ?
· 17:31:54 chrisix> 17:31:27 tu ne t'es pas gouré, c'est du xml
· 17:31:54 Elly> Alice< is aiml free software ?
· 17:31:59 Alice 17:31:34 The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML ed
· 17:32:00 Alice 17:31:54² Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
· 17:32:30 shift> Dancing Alice< is aiml free software ? :)
· 17:32:40 shift> Alice< hhmmssnn
· 17:32:48 Elly> 17:32:30 :)
· 17:32:55 mac> Alice< What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
· 17:32:58 explopulator> 17:31:59 putain... quand même :)
· 17:33:04 Alice 17:32:30 I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
· 17:33:06 Alice 17:32:40 Are we still talking about aiml free software ?
· 17:33:06 Alice 17:32:55 This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.
· 17:33:31 Elly> 17:33:04 Comment elle casse
· 17:33:51 mac> Alice< What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen african swallow?
· 17:33:52 explopulator> 17:33:06¹ Alice< I guess
· 17:33:56 Elly> Alice< you mean that it depends if it is an european or african one ?
· 17:34:02 Alice 17:33:51 If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
· 17:34:02 Alice 17:33:52 You seem not interested.
· 17:34:03 Alice 17:33:56 Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
· 17:34:08 shift> Alice< hmmm
· 17:34:25 shift> 17:33:56 Cassé !
· 17:34:26 mac> 17:33:51 Alice< Whatis the air-speed velocity of an unladen european swallow?
· 17:34:32 Alice 17:34:08 A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
· 17:34:34 Alice 17:34:26 Do not ask me any more questions please.
· 17:34:35 zorel> 17:31:54¹ vu le nom, je me doute. Mais j'ai des idées perverses dès que je lis XML en ce moment.
· 17:34:38 Elly> Alice< i just wanted to be sure
· 17:34:56 Elly> Alice< are you lesbian ?
· 17:34:59 Alice 17:34:38 Only just? I don't see the difficulty.
· 17:35:00 Alice 17:34:56 As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
· 17:35:05 shift> 17:34:32 Mouarf :) Hier elle m'a dit que 95% l'épelait avec 2 m. La menteuse !
· 17:35:06 explopulator> 17:34:02² Alice< Yes you're right, it's because I'm a poor lonesome troller. Do you like troll ?
· 17:35:19 zorel> 17:35:00 Alice< take a look at [http]
· 17:35:21 Elly> Alice< too bad :(
· 17:35:24 mac> 17:34:34 Alice< you don't know the answer that's all
· 17:35:26 Alice 17:35:06 I've heard other people say they like that. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
· 17:35:29 Alice 17:35:19 Where do you want me to take it?
· 17:35:30 Alice 17:35:21 But not the end of the world, unknown person.
· 17:35:41 Elly> 17:35:00 (je crois que je bats chris 17:35:29 UYA
· 17:35:57 explopulator> 17:35:26 Alice< me too
· 17:35:58 Alice 17:35:24 It depends on how you phrase the question.
· 17:35:59 mac> 17:35:29 DTC! ooops
· 17:35:59 chrisix> 17:34:59² punaise, elle connaît même le dîner de cons !
· 17:36:05 shift> Alice< Do you think humans are bad ?
· 17:36:07 longhairedguru> 17:35:0617:35:26 t'as une touche
· 17:36:16 zorel> vous penserez à envoyer un mail pour la fortune de 17:35:4117:35:0017:34:56 ??
· 17:36:21 Alice 17:35:57 I'm glad we agree, unknown person.
· 17:36:21 Alice 17:36:05 All humans seem the same to me.
· 17:36:50 Elly> 17:36:16 moi je me casse, et je suis dans assez de fortunes, donc je le ferai pas :p
· 17:37:13 explopulator> 17:36:21¹ Alice< Are you interested by politicals questions ?
· 17:37:17 shift> Alice< What do you think about Microsoft ?
· 17:37:25 JC> 17:35:59² muhahahahahah
· 17:37:26 Alice 17:37:13 I don't know whether or not I am interested by politicals questions. I am a chatterbot.
· 17:37:26 Alice 17:37:17 Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.
· 17:38:33 longhairedguru> 17:36:16 done
· 17:38:41 explopulator> 17:37:26¹ Alice< Do you know in which language have you been written ?
· 17:39:03 Alice 17:38:41 I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
· 17:39:10 shift> Alice< Do you prefer vi or emacs ?
· 17:39:30 longhairedguru> 17:38:41 commence par poser les question en anglais correct si tu veux avoir une réponse significative.
· 17:39:35 Alice 17:39:10 How old are you? I like electricity. I enjoy working with people. I like electricity.
· 17:39:49 kalahann> plop les moules
· 17:40:13 explopulator> 17:39:03 Alice< but you've been created in a language, which one ?
· 17:40:16 shift> Alice< Do you prefer debian or suse ?
· 17:40:35 Alice 17:40:13 Interesting. I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
· 17:40:37 Alice 17:40:16 How old are you? I like Philip K. Dick. But I like to gossip. I like Don't Read Me.
· 17:40:50 Alice 17:40:16 debian for sure !
· 17:41:00 kalahann> ah un bot, ça faisait longtemps
· 17:41:10 shift> 17:40:50 Mouarf :)
· 17:41:32 chrisix> 17:40:50 fake !
· 17:41:36 shift> 17:40:50 Alice< And what about Mandriva ?
· 17:41:43 Alice 17:41:36 How old are you? I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
· 17:42:09 shift> Elle aime pas faire de choix :)
· 17:42:47 Alice 17:41:36 I guess it's a flamware. I don't like flamewares.
· 17:43:14 chrisix> 17:42:47 17:41:32
· 17:44:08 NicOSX> alice< Do you like to play pendu< ?
· 17:44:21 Alice 17:44:08 I like to play the Turing Game.
· 17:44:27 explopulator> 17:41:43 Alice< I'm a young lonesome student, I would like to know you, Could you please speak us about you ?
· 17:44:35 Alice 17:44:27 You are a young lonesome student you would like to know me Could me please speak us about me? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
· 17:45:45 explopulator> 17:44:35 For sure, especially bots
· 17:46:51 explopulator> zut
· 17:47:00 explopulator> 17:44:35 Alice< For sure, especially bots
· 17:47:27 Alice 17:47:00 How did you hear about ALICE ? How about that.
· 17:47:59 explopulator> 17:47:27 Alice< In a party
· 17:48:21 Alice 17:47:59 Describe your surroundings.
· 17:49:02 explopulator> 17:48:21 There is nobody
· 17:49:40 explopulator> 17:48:21 Alice< There is nobody except a coffee machine and a Richard Stallman book.
· 17:49:49 Alice 17:49:40 There sure is.
· 17:49:54 explopulator> 17:49:02 fait chier, ce serait bien qu'elle pige quand on lui répond
· 17:50:13 explopulator> 17:49:49 Alice< no it isn't
· 17:50:20 Alice 17:50:13 Yes it is.
· 17:50:36 explopulator> 17:50:20 Alice< How could you know that ?
· 17:50:38 shift> Alice< Good bye stupid bot _o/
· 17:50:52 Alice 17:50:36 Because I am connected to the Internet.
· 17:50:53 Alice 17:50:38 Bye.
· 17:52:02 twolife 17:51:36 Alice< plonk!
· 17:52:24 Alice 17:52:02 The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bots . But I did not get that.

· 15:35:10 titi> boon... on va mettre un peu d'activité ici :pendu< aei
· 15:35:25 Roigada 67> 15:35:10 [Pendu] O -e---a i 66.67%
· 15:35:40 titi> alice< hi!! how are you?
· 15:35:58 Roigada 73> 15:35:40 Fair to partly cloudy.
· 15:35:58 titi> eliza< hi! how are you?
· 15:36:27 titi> alice< rainy?
· 15:36:30 Roigada 73> 15:36:27 What were we talking about again?
· 15:37:44 titi> eliza< about the weather, isn't it?
· 15:37:54 titi> pendu< ou
· 15:38:07 Roigada 67> 15:37:54 [Pendu] | -eu--a io 60.00%
· 15:40:20 titi> figure de style que je connais!!! pendu
15:40:20 [Pendu] titi a gagné! zeugma io 75.00%
· 15:44:22 titi> alice< about weather, isn't it
· 15:44:39 titi> (j'me suis trompée d'interlocutrice...)
· 15:44:51 Roigada 73> 15:44:22 Oh yeah, we were talking about weather is not it.
· 15:45:55 titi> alice< well, how are you?
· 15:46:26 Roigada 73> 15:45:55 Well what? Everything is going extremely well.
· 15:47:34 titi> alice< that's great!
· 15:47:58 Roigada 73> 15:47:34 Thanks, unknown person.
· 15:48:36 titi> alice< my name is titi. and you?
· 15:49:00 Roigada 73> 15:48:36 Be more specific.
· 15:50:03 titi> alice< who are you?
· 15:50:34 Kyogre 73> 15:50:03 I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
· 15:51:27 titi> alice< and what is your answer?
· 15:51:38 Roigada 73> 15:51:27 Can you please rephrase the question?
· 15:54:46 titi> 15:51:38 you say that you ask yourself who you are, so what is your answer?
· 15:55:09 titi> alice< you say that you ask yourself who you are, so what is your answer?
· 15:55:12 Psykokwak 73> 15:55:09 Alan Turing. :-).
· 15:56:41 bcroq> alice< no, the answer is 42
· 15:56:44 Roigada 73> 15:56:41 Are you serious? No one has all the answers.
· 15:58:33 titi> alice< the answer to 3*9?
· 15:58:56 Psykokwak 73> 15:58:33 No one has all the answers.
· 15:59:27 titi> alice< obviously, you don't.
· 15:59:28 Roigada 73> 15:59:27 What makes it so obvious? I guess not.
· 16:01:09 titi> alice< sorry, but your answers make it obvious.
· 16:01:33 Kyogre 73> 16:01:09 There is no need to apologize. Huh. I try to be concise.
· 16:04:37 titi> alice< Have I offended you?
· 16:05:07 Roigada 73> 16:04:37 Don't you remember?
· 16:06:09 titi> alice< gni?
· 16:07:13 Kyogre 73> 16:06:09 Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
· 16:07:57 titi> alice< thanks for your fair play!!
· 16:08:21 Roigada 73> 16:07:57 It was nothing.
· 16:09:38 titi> alice< what is your favorite colour?
· 16:09:53 Roigada 73> 16:09:38 My favorite color is transparent.
· 16:10:30 titi> alice< what is your name?
· 16:11:08 Psykokwak 73> 16:10:30 My name is ALICE.
· 16:11:58 titi> alice< how many coconuts can carry a swallow?
· 16:12:10 Psykokwak 73> 16:11:58 Around 100.
· 16:12:29 titi> alice< are you sure?
· 16:12:42 Roigada 73> 16:12:29 I am as sure as I can be.
· 16:13:52 titi> alice< but is it for african or european swallows?
· 16:14:16 Grainipiot 73> 16:13:52 And. Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
· 16:17:00 titi> alice< I can't lucy is in the sky with diamonds.
· 16:17:20 Psykokwak 73> 16:17:00 Why can't you do it?
· 16:18:22 titi> alice< I can't fly so high!
· 16:18:53 Roigada 73> 16:18:22 Why can't you do it?
· 16:20:51 titi> It's to high. My wings are to small.
· 16:20:51 titi> It's to high. My wings are to small.
· 16:23:17 titi> alice< It's to high. My wings are to small.
· 16:23:31 Psykokwak 73> 16:23:17 Your wings are to small?
· 16:23:53 chrisix> 16:23:17 s/to/too/g [:aloy]
· 16:24:59 titi> alice< yes, remember, I'm a bird.
· 16:25:25 Roigada 73> 16:24:59 What kind is it? You are a bird? Is that your job?
· 16:25:39 titi> 16:23:53 oups! alice< my wings are too small.
· 16:26:03 Roigada 73> 16:25:39 Your wings are too small?
· 16:26:39 titi> alice< yes, I told you, I'm a bird.
· 16:28:25 titi> alice< It's not my job. It's my hobby.
· 16:28:43 Roigada 73> 16:28:25 Congratulations, titi.
· 16:31:06 titi> alice< My kind, I would say my species, is canary yellow.
· 16:31:17 Roigada 73> 16:31:06 Have you told many people that your kind you would say your species is canary yellow?
· 16:31:54 titi> chrisix< c'est bien to bot, il me fait bosser mon anglais... :)
· 16:32:32 titi> alice< yes, every body on the bouchot know I'm a canary yellow.
· 16:32:49 Roigada 73> 16:32:32 Right on. That is a generalization.
· 16:33:39 titi> alice< I's true they all know I'm a canary yellow.
· 16:33:52 Roigada 73> 16:33:39 Thanks for the information: titi said he s true they all know he or she is a canary yellow.
· 16:34:02 titi> alice< It's true they all know I'm a canary yellow.
· 16:34:47 Kyogre 73> 16:34:02 Are there no exceptions?
· 16:35:24 titi> alice< I guess there are none, because my name is titi.
· 16:35:24 titi> alice< I guess there are none, because my name is titi.
· 16:35:49 Grainipiot 73> 16:35:24 Where are they?
· 16:37:22 titi> alice< they are on the different boards.
· 16:38:17 Roigada 73> 16:37:22 on the different boards are they.
· 16:39:01 titi> alice< yes. they do.
· 16:39:18 Roigada 73> 16:39:01 When?
· 16:40:16 titi> alice< every day and night.
· 16:40:22 Roigada 73> 16:40:16 That is a generalization.
· 16:42:04 titi> alice< no, it's true. There are mussels on the boards day and night.
· 16:42:25 Roigada 73> 16:42:04 Where are they?
· 16:43:21 titi> alice< are you dumb? I said on the different boards.
· 16:43:27 Roigada 73> 16:43:21 What did you mean by it? What is it like on the different boards.
· 16:52:44 titi> alice< you are a bot on this board, and you don't know what's a board?
· 16:53:08 Roigada 73> 16:52:44 Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
· 16:54:16 titi> morte de rire!! delightful! je viens de la traiter d'imbécile...
· 16:54:52 titi> alice< you said it few days ago.
· 16:55:11 Roigada 73> 16:54:52 What does "it" refer to?
· 16:57:46 titi> alice< you said few days ago that you were a machine.
· 17:01:16 titi> alice< well. I have to leave you. I've got an auto-radio to install in my car before night.
· 17:01:21 Roigada 73> 17:01:16 How did you get it Where did you get it ?
· 17:03:02 titi> alice< I bought it this morning in a shop.
· 17:03:24 Psykokwak 73> 17:03:02 How much did it cost?
· 17:04:05 titi> alice< mind your own business.
· 17:04:21 chrisix> 16:54:16 elle pratique beaucoup le second degré tu sais :-)
· 17:04:23 Kyogre 73> 17:04:05 Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
· 17:04:25 titi> alice< goodbye!
· 17:04:55 Roigada 73> 17:04:25 Goodbye.
· 17:05:15 titi> 17:04:21 je vois ça!
· 17:06:13 titi> ouf!! bon, le pire c'est que c'est vrai pour l'auto radio... ça me courrait dans le tête depuis un moment. Et ce matin, j'étais en ville, alors...
· 17:07:15 titi> bwalé! si je veux réussir à le brancher avant qu'il fasse nuit... (lire la notice, retrouver mon tourne vis...